Funny Life Quotes

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Mark Twain

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Mark Twain
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Enthusiasm    Funny    inspirational    Life    Pearls of Wisdom    People    Quote of the Day    Right And Rightness   

George Burns

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate." George Burns
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American Comedian    Failure    Funny    inspirational    Life    Pearls of Wisdom    Positive    Success   

Mark Twain

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." Mark Twain
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Age And Aging    Birthday    Editor's Pick    Funny    Life    Quote of the Day   

Josh Billings

"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins." Josh Billings
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Winston Churchill

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
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Churchill    English Statesman    Funny    inspirational    Life    Quote of the Day    Short   

Jerry Seinfeld

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." Jerry Seinfeld
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Joseph Mankiewicz

"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't." Joseph Mankiewicz
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Kitty Collins

"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." Kitty Collins
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"My approach to life can't be summed up in a pithy quote, and if yours can, you're in trouble." Mark Rogers
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Aaron Allston

"Life is like an analogy." Aaron Allston
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American Novelist    Editor's Pick    Funny    Life    Quote of the Day   

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"Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: Hold my purse." Author Unknown
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"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you." Dr. Seuss
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Dr. Seuss

"In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!" Dr. Seuss
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"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it." Tom Lehrer
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   American Musician    Funny    Life    Motivational   

Henry Ward Beecher

"Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in our own sunshine" Henry Ward Beecher
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Rodney Dangerfield

"Life is just a bowl of pits." Rodney Dangerfield
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American Comedian    Funny    Life   

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Arthur Schopenhauer
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Birthday    Funny    German Philosopher    Life   

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"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution -- this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths." Margaret Oliphant
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"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." Jane Wagner
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Dr. Seuss

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!" Dr. Seuss
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"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." Jackie Mason
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American Comedian    Funny    Life   



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Bruce Lee
Birth: 1940-11-27 Death: 1973-07-20

"Let the spirit out - Discard all thoughts of reward, all hopes of praise and fears of blame, all awareness of one's bodily self. And, finally closing the avenues of sense perception, let the spirit out, as it will."

Born in San Francisco, Bruce Lee was a skilled master of the martial arts and an actor. Often getting into fights as a child, he used Kung Fu to teach himself discipline. He was taught by Yip Men, a master in his own right. Lee improved upon his skills, eventually creating his own style known as Jeet Kune Do. Moving to Seattle to complete studies in philosophy at the University of Washington, Lee took some small roles in films, then got his big break as Kato in the Green Hornet television series. His movies, including Game of Death, which was unfinished at the time of his death, helped…



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