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"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope." Jerry Lewis
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"Life is a zoo in a jungle." Peter Vries
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Al Franken

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from." Al Franken
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Samuel Johnson

"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape." Samuel Johnson
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"I never told a joke in my life." Andy Kaufman
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"Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why." Eddie Cantor
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Truman Capote

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." Truman Capote
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P. J. O'Rourke

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." P. J. O'Rourke
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Jerry Seinfeld

"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving." Jerry Seinfeld
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"People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count." Ben Elton
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Henry Youngman

"If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas." Henry Youngman
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"It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life." Jackie Mason
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Michael Palin

"One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle." Michael Palin
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Sarah Parker

"They say life's what happens when you're busy making other plans. But sometimes in New York, life is what happens when you're waiting for a table." Sarah Parker
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Josh Billings

"The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm." Josh Billings
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Fred Allen

"Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you." Fred Allen
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Birth: 1942-08-01 Death: 1995-09-08

"Oh well a touch of gray kind of suits you anyway."

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