Funny Happiness Quotes
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"Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself."
Margaret Cho
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"The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do."
Ring Lardner
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Spike Milligan
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Irish Comedian
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
George Burns
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"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
Henry Youngman
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"I never was someone who was at ease with happiness."
Hugh Laurie
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British Comedian
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"Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
Red Skelton
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"A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug."
Josh Billings
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American Comedian
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