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"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."

Mark Twain Topics: Enthusiasm Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one."

C.S. Lewis Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."

Anne Morrow Lindbergh Topics: American Writer Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends"

Ethel Mumford Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day Relatives

"Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police."

Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson Topics: American Politician Friends Or Friendship Funny Marriage Quote of the Day

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."

John Leonard Topics: Australian Poet Cute Editor's Pick Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question."

Arthur Guiterman Topics: American Comedian Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."

Arthur Brisbane Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."

Charles Lamb Topics: English Critic Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer."

Author Unknown Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

Thomas Jones Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it"

Shel Silverstein Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."

Joe Lewis Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. - (Deep Thoughts) Saturday Night Live"

Jack Handey Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny

"Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends."

Janis Joplin Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny

"One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention."

Clifton Fadiman Topics: Attitude Friends Or Friendship Funny

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked"

Bernard Meltzer Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny

"You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."

Winnie Pooh Topics: English Author Friends Or Friendship Funny

"My idea of an agreeable person, is a person who agrees with me"

Benjamin Disraeli Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny

"A true friend stabs you in the front."

Oscar Wilde Topics: Betrayal Friends Or Friendship Funny Irish Dramatist

"Friends are relatives you make for yourself."

Author Unknown Topics: Friends Or Friendship Funny

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