Funny Friends Or Friendship Quotes

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Mark Twain

"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately." Mark Twain
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C.S. Lewis

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one." C.S. Lewis
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"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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American Writer    Friends Or Friendship    Funny    Quote of the Day   

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"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends" Ethel Mumford
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Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson

"Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police." Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
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American Politician    Friends Or Friendship    Funny    Marriage    Quote of the Day   

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"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." John Leonard
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Australian Poet    Cute    Editor's Pick    Friends Or Friendship    Funny    Quote of the Day   

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"Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question." Arthur Guiterman
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"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." Arthur Brisbane
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Charles Lamb

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." Charles Lamb
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English Critic    Friends Or Friendship    Funny    Quote of the Day   

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"Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer." Author Unknown
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"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." Thomas Jones
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Shel Silverstein

"I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it" Shel Silverstein
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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest." Joe Lewis
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Jack Handey

"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. - (Deep Thoughts) Saturday Night Live" Jack Handey
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Janis Joplin

"Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends." Janis Joplin
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Clifton Fadiman

"One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention." Clifton Fadiman
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Bernard Meltzer

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked" Bernard Meltzer
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"You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." Winnie Pooh
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Oscar Wilde

"A true friend stabs you in the front." Oscar Wilde
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Betrayal    Friends Or Friendship    Funny    Irish Dramatist   

Benjamin Disraeli

"My idea of an agreeable person, is a person who agrees with me" Benjamin Disraeli
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"Friends are relatives you make for yourself." Author Unknown
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