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Len Deighton

"In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well." Len Deighton
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Albert Einstein

"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one." Albert Einstein
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Groucho Marx

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." Groucho Marx
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Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up." Woody Allen
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"The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow." Gracie Allen
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"Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior." Amy Vanderbilt
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George Carlin

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" George Carlin
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"Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life." Author Unknown
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John Fowles

"That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects." John Fowles
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Paula Poundstone

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."" Paula Poundstone
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"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" Jack Handy
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"How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?" Logan Smith
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Mark Twain

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." Mark Twain
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" Stephen Wright
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Joseph Mankiewicz

"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't." Joseph Mankiewicz
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Rodney Dangerfield

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." Rodney Dangerfield
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Mark Twain

"The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme" Mark Twain
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Oscar Wilde

"When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers." Oscar Wilde
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Marilyn Monroe

"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him." Marilyn Monroe
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Theodore Roosevelt

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." Theodore Roosevelt
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Dave Barry

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature." Dave Barry
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