Funny Cute Quotes

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"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode." Author Unknown
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"Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car." Author Unknown
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"When everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane." Tom Snyder
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"You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair. By the time someone says "I'd like you to meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late again with the child support!"" Cynthia Heimel
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"Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun." Author Unknown
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"Many people quit looking for work when they find a job." Author Unknown
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"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side." Author Unknown
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"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out." Author Unknown
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"Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?" Author Unknown
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"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them." Author Unknown
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"Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives." Author Unknown
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Erma Bombeck

"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." Erma Bombeck
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"Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way." Author Unknown
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Mitch Hedberg
Birth: 1968-02-24 Death: 2005-03-29

"Pickles are cucumbers that sold out."

Born in St. Paul, Minnesota. Mitch Hedberg was a comedian whose unconventional and surreal humor dotted with non-sequiturs and absurdities found an audience. He won the 1997 Seattle Comedy Competition and fans would often finish his jokes with the punch line. He made guest appearances on That 70's Show and wrote, directed, produced and starred in an indie feature film, Los Enchiladas! He also recorded two CDs of his comedy, Mitch All Together and Strategic Grill Locations. Battling stage fright and drug addiction for much of his life, Hedberg was found dead of a drug overdose in 2005.



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