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"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate." Author Unknown
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"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look." Author Unknown
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Dr. Seuss

"You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?" Dr. Seuss
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"You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up." Author Unknown
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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder" Author Unknown
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"Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance." Author Unknown
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"The bravest thing that men do is love women" Mort Sahl
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"Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated." Author Unknown
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"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" Author Unknown
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"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back." Author Unknown
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Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld

"If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship." Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Jack Handey

"Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" Jack Handey
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"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded" Stephen Wright
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"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." John Leonard
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"Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life." Author Unknown
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Benjamin Spock

"There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age" Benjamin Spock
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Dr. Seuss

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" Dr. Seuss
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Marilyn Monroe

"I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since." Marilyn Monroe
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"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." Author Unknown
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"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come" Philander Johnson
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"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." Author Unknown
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