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"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate." — Author Unknown
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"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look." — Author Unknown
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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder" — Author Unknown
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Dr. Seuss

"You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?" — Dr. Seuss
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"You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up." — Author Unknown
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"Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance." — Author Unknown
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"The bravest thing that men do is love women" — Mort Sahl
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"Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated." — Author Unknown
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"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" — Author Unknown
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"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back." — Author Unknown
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Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld

"If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship." — Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Jack Handey

"Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" — Jack Handey
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"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded" — Stephen Wright
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"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." — John Leonard
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"Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life." — Author Unknown
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Benjamin Spock

"There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age" — Benjamin Spock
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Dr. Seuss

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" — Dr. Seuss
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Marilyn Monroe

"I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since." — Marilyn Monroe
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"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." — Author Unknown
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"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come" — Philander Johnson
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"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." — Author Unknown
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Birth: 1919-01-31 Death: 1972-10-24

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"Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead."

Jackie Robinson was born in 1919 to Georgia sharecroppers. His talent as an athlete shined at UCLA, where he became the first student to win varsity letters in four sports. He didn't finish college due to financial problems, joining the army where he was discharged after objecting to racial discrimination there. He played a season with the Negro Baseball League then burst onto the national scene in 1947 when he joined the Brooklyn Dodgers, becoming the first African American major league player since 1889. He became Rookie of the Year and two years later, Most Valuable Player of the Ye…

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