Funny College Quotes

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Fred Allen

"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back." Fred Allen
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P. J. O'Rourke

"Earnestness is stupidity sent to college." P. J. O'Rourke
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"Christ, seven years of college, down the drain." John Belushi
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"I always loved comedy but I didn't start formally until I was in college." Ana Gasteyer
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"College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage." George Gobel
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"I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic." Victoria Jackson
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"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil." Ruby Wax
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