Funny Children Quotes

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"One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes." Jack Handy
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Benjamin Spock

"There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age" Benjamin Spock
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George Bernard Shaw

"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children." George Bernard Shaw
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Lenny Bruce

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." Lenny Bruce
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

Bill Cosby

"Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children." Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." Bill Cosby
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

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"When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually." Stephen Wright
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

Bill Cosby

"You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any." Bill Cosby
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." Phyllis Diller
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

P. J. O'Rourke

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." P. J. O'Rourke
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." Phyllis Diller
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

Bill Cosby

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die." Bill Cosby
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

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"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going." Phyllis Diller
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

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"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being." Red Skelton
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Emo Philips

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend." Emo Philips
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

W. C. Fields

"I like children - fried." W. C. Fields
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American Comedian    Children    Funny   

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"A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children." David Brenner
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"The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television and you're going to have very, very fine, natural children." Jerry Lewis
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