Funny Birthday Quotes

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"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." Mark Twain
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"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." Mark Twain
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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." Norman Wisdom
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"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." Kitty Collins
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"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake." Author Unknown
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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." Author Unknown
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"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it." Author Unknown
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"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday." John Glenn
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"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine." Frank Sinatra
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"Time and Tide wait for no man,but time always stands still for a woman of thirty." Robert Frost
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"Life is too short to be small." Benjamin Disraeli
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"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." T.S. Eliot
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"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." Lucille Ball
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." Sam Ewing
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"It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister." Abigail Buren
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"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything." Oscar Wilde
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"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." Robert Frost
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American Poet    Birthday    Enthusiasm    Funny   

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"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday." Stephen Wright
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"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Arthur Schopenhauer
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"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life." Muhammad Ali
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"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." Mary Schmich
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