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Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson

"Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police." — Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
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"I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose." — I. Hayakawa
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"Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't smile anything you can nod. Don't nod anything you can wink." — Earl Long
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"It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse." — Adlai Stevenson
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Ann Richards

"I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you." — Ann Richards
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"People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!" — Wendy Liebman
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"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican." — Marion Berry
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Dale Carnegie

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do." — Dale Carnegie
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