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"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." Erich Segal
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"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." D. Salinger
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Aaron Allston

"Life is like an analogy." Aaron Allston
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Chuck Palahniuk

"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone." Chuck Palahniuk
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"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be." Peter Vries
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Truman Capote

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." Truman Capote
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"It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to." J. Salinger
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Jack Handey
Birth: 1949-02-05

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Jack Handey is best known for his extensive collection of surrealistic one liners known as "Deep Thoughts" and his "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. Born in Texas, Handey started his career as a reporter, but was fired for offending local car dealerships. He landed his first comedy gig as a writer for Saturday Night Live. He eventually became co-producer of the show. His "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" started in 1991 when he began to reading them on the air. It quickly gained an audience that liked its bizarre situations and unexpected twists, such as "If trees could scream, would we be so …



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