Funny American Journalist Quotes

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Erma Bombeck

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Bombeck
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Bill Vaughn

"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics." Bill Vaughn
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Fran Lebowitz

"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." Fran Lebowitz
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Dave Barry

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature." Dave Barry
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Fran Lebowitz

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." Fran Lebowitz
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"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." Mary Schmich
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Age And Aging    American Journalist    Birthday    Funny   

Erma Bombeck

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." Erma Bombeck
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Dave Barry

"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes." Dave Barry
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Erma Bombeck

"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them." Erma Bombeck
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Erma Bombeck

"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." Erma Bombeck
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American Journalist    Child-raising    Cute    Funny   

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"If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public." Kin Hubbard
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Erma Bombeck

"Never accept a drink from a urologist." Erma Bombeck
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