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Sam Levenson

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." — Sam Levenson
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Zig Ziglar

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." — Zig Ziglar
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Mark Twain

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up." — Mark Twain
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William Feather

"One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute." — William Feather
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Mark Twain

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." — Mark Twain
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Mark Twain

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." — Mark Twain
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Mark Twain

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." — Mark Twain
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Mark Twain

"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." — Mark Twain
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Mark Twain

"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest." — Mark Twain
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Mark Twain

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education." — Mark Twain
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Ken Kesey

"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." — Ken Kesey
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"The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do." — Sarah Breathnach
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"There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning." — Christopher Morley
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Mark Twain

"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." — Mark Twain
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Mark Twain

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." — Mark Twain
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Dr. Seuss
Birth: 1904-03-02 Death: 1991-09-24

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"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

Theodor Seuss Geisel, known to his fans as Dr. Seuss, is the author of such beloved children's books as "Green Eggs and Ham", "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and perhaps his most famous work, "The Cat in the Hat", which was created as a reader for children and used only 225 words. Before writing and illustrating these classics, Geisel served as an illustrator and cartoonist, turning out advertising campaigns for Standard Oil for 15 years. At the time of his death in 1991, Geisel had authored and illustrated 44 children's books as well as provided the source materials for 11 children'…

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