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"Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted." Bob Monkhouse
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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." Norman Wisdom
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"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." Marty Feldman
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"If two people were exactly alike, one of them would be unnecessary." Larry Dixon
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"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects." Les Dawson
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"Money can't buy poverty." Marty Feldman
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"The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone." Paul O'Grady
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"Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act." Marty Feldman
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"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps." Les Dawson
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"I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show." Paul O'Grady
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"Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up." Les Dawson
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"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." Rowan Atkinson
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"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer." Bob Monkhouse
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"And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face." Rowan Atkinson
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"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Bean's life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to." Rowan Atkinson
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"I owe everything to the army." Norman Wisdom
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"Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe." Benny Hill
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"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." Benny Hill
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"You look just like you!" Eric Idle
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"We've discovered that the less we do, the more money we make." Eric Idle
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"Do unto others, then run." Benny Hill
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