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"[Eclecticism is the byword for this year's festival.] The Merchant City has some great venues for comedy, ... We want to show a bit of everything that happens in Glasgow's comedy community." Alan Anderson
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Robin Williams

"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." Robin Williams
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"Cooking is like making love, you do it well, or you do not do it at all." Harriet Horne
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Robin Williams

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." Robin Williams
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"For me, it really first has to be a good story and be funny. If you're doing sincere comedy, the edgy stuff kind of happens on its own." Aaron McGruder
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Robin Williams

"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."" Robin Williams
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Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
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Jerry Seinfield

"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'" Jerry Seinfield
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Aaron Allston

"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else." Aaron Allston
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Bill Hicks

"You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts."" Bill Hicks
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"This is my 11th year (doing comedy). That's the whole thing -- if you wait 10 years, pay your dues and do your time, it'll come." Jo Koy
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"The Merchant City has some great venues for comedy. We want to show a bit of everything that happens in Glasgow's comedy community." Alan Anderson
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"It was a comedy of mistakes to start the third quarter. We didn't play very well and a team like Mandan takes advantage of everything." Bruce Anderson
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Bryan Adams

"It's a very funny play. The music is just tremendous; it's a comedy with opera mixed in." Bryan Adams
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"Comedy is tragedy plus time." Carol Burnett
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Woody Allen

"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue." Woody Allen
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Erma Bombeck

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt." Erma Bombeck
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"You get to see it all in show choir ? Broadway, pop, cowboy tap dancing and comedy." Adam Miller
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"My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing." Adam Sandler
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Mitch Hedberg

"I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential." Mitch Hedberg
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"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." Horace Walpole
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