Canadian Comedian Quotes

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"If you become president, you're guaranteed to develop some nervous habit." Rich Little
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"I'm not really a political satirist. I don't kid myself. I'm more interested in doing the mannerisms and the personality." Rich Little
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"Here's to democracy. May we get the government we deserve." Rick Mercer
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Jim Carrey

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." Jim Carrey
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"Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat." Lance Morrow
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"Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase." Scott Thompson
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"The Church became both more accessible and less imposing. It threw itself open to risk." Lance Morrow
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Jim Carrey

"Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting." Jim Carrey
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"As they marched, the crowds lining the route broke into applause, a sweet and deeply felt spontaneous pattering that was a sort of communal embrace. Welcome home." Lance Morrow
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"The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963. It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign trap door in American culture, and the wild bats flapped out." Lance Morrow
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Jim Carrey

"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'" Jim Carrey
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Jim Carrey

"I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work." Jim Carrey
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"Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him." Rich Little
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Jim Carrey

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." Jim Carrey
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"Never forget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes on and on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously." Lance Morrow
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"Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on the spot. Steve Allen was marvelous, and so was George Burns. But Bob may be the king of them all, you know." Rich Little
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"Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him." Rich Little
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"I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk, I'm not happy. If I'm scared, then I know I'm being challenged." Jim Jim
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"If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret." Jim Jim
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"Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself." Jim Jim
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"Originality is really important." Jim Jim
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