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"With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle." Johnny Vegas
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"You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led." Johnny Vegas
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"You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear." Johnny Vegas
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"I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill." Victoria Wood
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"Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?" Victoria Wood
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Michael Palin

"I always wanted to be an explorer, but - it seemed I was doomed to be nothing more than a very silly person." Michael Palin
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"You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show." Graham Chapman
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Jo Brand

"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." Jo Brand
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Tommy Cooper

"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'" Tommy Cooper
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"I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage." Rory Bremner
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"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero." Dawn French
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"Both me and Edgar are firm believers in never underestimating or talking down to an audience, and giving an audience something to do, to give them something which is entirely up to them to enter into the film and find these hidden things and whatever." Simon Pegg
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"It's the very British thing of reserve and keeping everything shut in, that's what people do with their emotions, shut the curtains on them." Simon Pegg
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Michael Palin

"I think some of the best modern writing comes now from travellers." Michael Palin
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"They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day." Johnny Vegas
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"People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe." Michael Palin
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Jo Brand

"I've always been a bit of a Billy Connolly fan I have to say, because he is the supreme protagonist stand-up if you like. He's a perfect stand-up." Jo Brand
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