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"I think you learn a lot about a country from its art. To me, it's part of the drama of life. It teaches you that there are places, moments and incidents in other cultures that genuinely have a life of their own." Michael Palin
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"The moment you start to talk about playing music, you destroy music. It cannot be talked about. It can only be played, enjoyed and listened to." John McLaughlin
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"The mathematics of rhythm are universal. They don't belong to any particular culture." John McLaughlin
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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'" Tommy Cooper
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"Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone." Tommy Cooper
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"You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox." Tim Vine
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"One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers." Mark Thomas
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"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me." Stephen Fry
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"Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity of the film but I did them because they looked like a lot of fun." Steve Coogan
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"You can have the greatest player in terms of mastering an instrument and you could be yawning your head off when you hear them. So, it's not what you do, but the way you're doing it and in the end that's all that we have." John McLaughlin
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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."" Tommy Cooper
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"I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor." Simon Pegg
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"The simple fact is that what you see on the screen is pretty much real." Simon Pegg
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"There are a lot of visual marks that have to be hit, and lines that need to be said in a right way - so there wasn't really any improvisation on the set when it came to the bulk of the script." Simon Pegg
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"We suddenly saw how people reacted in the event of massive social upheaval, and the way that the little problems in your life don't go away. You don't stop being frightened of spiders just because the world's blown up." Simon Pegg
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"We work with every one of them to see if their character wouldn't say a certain thing or if something is worded awkwardly - we work with them to rectify that." Simon Pegg
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"Your instinct, rather than precision stabbing, is more about just random bludgeoning." Simon Pegg
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"The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest." Jack Dee
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"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less." Eddie Izzard
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"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'" Tim Vine
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." Eddie Izzard
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