American Journalist Quotes

Found 3,811 quotes in the topic of American Journalist .
[ Page 2 of 48 ]
Dave Barry

"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid." Dave Barry
Add Category or Author

American Journalist    Believe   

.

"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." Sydney Harris
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

Dave Barry

"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot." Dave Barry
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

Erma Bombeck

"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair." Erma Bombeck
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

Dave Barry

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Barry
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

.

"A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender." Jim Bishop
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

Erma Bombeck

"Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old." Erma Bombeck
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

Walter Cronkite

"In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story." Walter Cronkite
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

.

"I got addicted. News, particularly daily news, is more addictive than crack cocaine, more addictive than heroin, more addictive than cigarettes." Dan Rather
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

Bill Vaughn

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." Bill Vaughn
Add Category or Author

American Journalist    Humorous   

Calvin Trillin

"I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally." Calvin Trillin
Add Category or Author

American Journalist    Math   

.

"A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners." Mignon McLaughlin
Add Category or Author

American Journalist    Manners   

.

"I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity." Charles Warner
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

.

"Human life itself may be almost pure chaos, but the work of the artist is to take these handfuls of confusion and disparate things, things that seem to be irreconcilable, and put them together in a frame to give them some kind of shape and meaning." Katherine Porter
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

Dave Barry

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." Dave Barry
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

.

"The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great." Liz Smith
Add Category or Author

American Journalist    Marriage   

.

"Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer." Clementine Paddleford
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

.

"I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special kind of hell. I came out understanding full well how one could be addicted to 'smack,' and quickly." Dan Rather
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

.

"There is no arguing with the pretenders to a divine knowledge and to a divine mission. They are possessed with the sin of pride, they have yielded to the perennial temptation." Walter Lippmann
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

Dave Barry

"In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps." Dave Barry
Add Category or Author

American Journalist   

.

"There is always some specific moment when we become aware that our youth is gone; but, years after, we know it was much later." Mignon McLaughlin
Add Category or Author

American Journalist    Youth   

You'll also like:

American Journalist People
American Journalist Advertising
Funny American Journalist
American Journalist America
American Journalist Life
American Journalist Man
American Journalist Love
American Journalist God
American Journalist Country
American Journalist Age And Aging
American Journalist Children
American Journalist Books And Reading


Add this widget to your website!


Popular Current Topics


"The words you need by the people you admire."

Copyright © 2002-2013 Great Quotes.com


Contact