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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." Groucho Marx
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"Love is what you've been through with somebody." James Thurber
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times." Rita Rudner
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings
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"I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to." Margaret Cho
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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose." Rita Rudner
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"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." Robin Williams
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"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me." Henry Youngman
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"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town." Steve Martin
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"Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do." Josh Billings
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"I love iconoclasts. I love individuals. I love people that are true to themselves, whatever the cost." Tim Robbins
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"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand." Fred A. Allen
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"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!" Jay Leno
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"Love is a promise delivered already broken." Steve Martin
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"We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous." Andy Richter
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