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Lenny Bruce

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." Lenny Bruce
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Bill Cosby

"Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children." Bill Cosby
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"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." Bill Cosby
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"When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually." Stephen Wright
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Bill Cosby

"You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any." Bill Cosby
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Phyllis Diller

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." Phyllis Diller
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P. J. O'Rourke

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." P. J. O'Rourke
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Phyllis Diller

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." Phyllis Diller
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Bill Cosby

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die." Bill Cosby
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Phyllis Diller

"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going." Phyllis Diller
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"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being." Red Skelton
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Emo Philips

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend." Emo Philips
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W. C. Fields

"I like children - fried." W. C. Fields
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"A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children." David Brenner
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"The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television and you're going to have very, very fine, natural children." Jerry Lewis
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