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"My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?" Andy Kaufman
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"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty." Bob Hope
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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere." George Burns
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"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." Rodney Dangerfield
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"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Jack Benny
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"At my age flowers scare me." George Burns
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"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." Bob Hope
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"How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days." John Burroughs
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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." Bob Hope
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"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age." George Burns
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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." George Burns
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"I must confess, I was born at a very early age." Groucho Marx
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"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." George Burns
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"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." George Burns
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"I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it." Eddie Murphy
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"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion." Fred Allen
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"How young can you die of old age?" Stephen Wright
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"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill." George Burns
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