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Steve Martin
Steve Martin

A man of many talents, Steve Martin is a comedian, writer, playwright, producer, composer and musician. He got his start working at Disneyland. His break came when he got a job as a writer for the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. His absurd comedy quickly caught, leading to numerous TV appearances and movies, including Father of the Bride, Parenthood, Roxanne and The Jerk. His "excuuuse me!"…

Date of Birth: August 14, 1945


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"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." Steve Martin
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Disease    Funny    Quote of the Day    Short   

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"We are just happy that we are here in Brazil and that this was a good ending." Steve Martin
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"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." Steve Martin
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot." Steve Martin
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American Comedian    Art    Funny   

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"When we started building out here, we knew this was where we were headed. After we built our first one, we realized a lot of our custom homes would have qualified for Built Green. Some of it's the quality of work, some of it's what the market entails for this type of home: It's what the buyers expect." Steve Martin
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"I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect." Steve Martin
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"I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . ." Steve Martin
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"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town." Steve Martin
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American Comedian    Funny    Love   

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"Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!" Steve Martin
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American Comedian    Funny    Short   

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"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke" Steve Martin
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Art   

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"By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form." Steve Martin
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Anger   

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"It's almost as if someone took a saltine cracker, crumbled it and threw it in the air. These casinos were barges, on the water, and they were destroyed." Steve Martin
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"We're going to look at it again in June, we just want to make sure we when we do increase purses we can sustain it, we wouldn't want to have to go back once we increase it." Steve Martin
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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." Steve Martin
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore." Steve Martin
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Women   

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"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well..." Steve Martin
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"It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo." Steve Martin
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"Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself." Steve Martin
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"There was a time in my life when I was very interested in relationship psychology. Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones." Steve Martin
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Life   

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"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is." Steve Martin
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American Comedian    Chaos    Funny   

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"We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region." Steve Martin
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