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Spike Milligan
Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan was a comedian and writer from Ireland. He got his start in radio in the 1950s on BBC's The Goon Show along side Peter Sellers and Michael Bentine. His brand of absurd and anarchist comedy helped pave the way for Monty Python's style of comedy and he actually appeared in Monty Python's Life of Brian. He also wrote several books and memoirs of his time in the military. He als…

Date of Birth: April 06, 1918
Date of Death: February 27, 2002


Found 42 quotes by Spike Milligan .
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"Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy" Spike Milligan
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"Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently" Spike Milligan
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"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." Spike Milligan
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." Spike Milligan
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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected." Spike Milligan
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"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy" Spike Milligan
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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan
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Funny    Irish Comedian    Marriage   

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"It's all in the mind, you know." Spike Milligan
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"I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine." Spike Milligan
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"Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard" Spike Milligan
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"And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it." Spike Milligan
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Earth    Funny    Irish Comedian   

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"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." Spike Milligan
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"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" Spike Milligan
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"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order." Spike Milligan
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"I can speak Esperanto like a native." Spike Milligan
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"This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in" Spike Milligan
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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge." Spike Milligan
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Body    Funny    Irish Comedian   

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"I'm a hero with coward's legs." Spike Milligan
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"A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived." I replied, "F**k off, I'm Irish."" Spike Milligan
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"It was a scurrilous attack. It was the dark side of Spike. And Norma said to me, `Do you want that to happen to you when you're dead?' And I said, no." Spike Milligan
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"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke." Spike Milligan
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