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(797 votes)   One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

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(759 votes)   The one who loves least controls the relationship.

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(1340 votes)   The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.

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(902 votes)   Love: Before I heard the doctors tell The dangers of a kiss; I had considered kissing you. The nearest thing to bliss. But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan; six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone!

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(724 votes)   There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

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(682 votes)   If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him. Of course, no one would have remembered him either.

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(600 votes)   The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.

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(552 votes)   I drink to make other people interesting.

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(493 votes)   At any rate, let us love for a while, for a year or so, you and me. That's a form of divine drunkenness that we can all try.

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(489 votes)   The fellow who does things that count, doesn't usually stop to count them.

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(465 votes)   No one who achieves success does so without acknowledging the help of others. The wise and confident acknowledge this help with gratitude.

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(464 votes)   It is a wise person that adapts themselves to all contingencies; it's the fool who always struggles like a swimmer against the current.

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(461 votes)   There used to be two kinds of kisses. First when girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now there's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr. Jones of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl, everyone knew he was through with her. If Mr. Jones of 1919 brags the same everyone knows it's because he can't kiss her any more. Given a decent start any girl can beat a man nowadays.

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(453 votes)   Accomplishment is easiest when we work the hardest, and it is hardest when we work the easiest.

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(443 votes)   Religion is like holding on to a rock in the middle of a raging river; faith is learning how to swim.

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