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"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

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"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

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"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself."

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"You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice."

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"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone"

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"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."

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"We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through."

Sam Levenson Topics: American Author Prayer

"I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!"

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"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."

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"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite."

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"Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children"

Sam Levenson Topics: Children

"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"

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"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone"

Sam Levenson

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."

Sam Levenson Topics: American Author Birth

"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent."

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"Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself."

Sam Levenson Topics: American Author Happiness

"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."

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"Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor."

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"If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother."

Sam Levenson Topics: American Author Marriage

"One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination."

Sam Levenson Topics: American Author Youth

"It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors."

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