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"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE" Roseanne Barr
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"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego." Roseanne Barr
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"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact." Roseanne Barr
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Agreement    American Actress   

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"In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, ""Sorry, we're open.""" Roseanne Barr
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"I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her." Roseanne Barr
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"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect" Roseanne Barr
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"Know how to do anything - IÆm a mom" Roseanne Barr
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"My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy." Roseanne Barr
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"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job." Roseanne Barr
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American Actress    Children   

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"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job." Roseanne Barr
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"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel." Roseanne Barr
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American Actress    Hope   

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"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on" Roseanne Barr
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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job." Roseanne Barr
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American Actress    Home   

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"I call myself a 'domestic goddess" Roseanne Barr
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." Roseanne Barr
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American Actress    Power   

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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest." Roseanne Barr
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American Actress    Heart   

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"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life." Roseanne Barr
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American Actress    Earth   

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"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them." Roseanne Barr
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"I was completely nuts for most of my life." Roseanne Barr
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American Actress    Life   

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"ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most," Roseanne Barr
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"Know how to do anything - Im a mom" Roseanne Barr
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