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Ron White
Ron White

Rarely seen without his trademark drink in one hand and cigarette in the other, Ron White has carved a career in comedy with his country humor that has taken him from the truck stop tour to films and stadium appearances. He was born in Fritch, Texas and is often seen with friends and fellow comedians Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy. Their Blue Collar tour has played to…

Date of Birth: December 18, 1956


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"I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party." Ron White
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"As a woman grows older, you can give her a [tummy-tuck], you can give her LASIK if her vision goes bad and you can give her a hearing aid. But you can't cure stupid," Ron White
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"That's the other guy, ... I'm more of a shut-r-down kind of guy." Ron White
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"[There's a] secret story ... They call me Tater Salad." Ron White
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"got funnier and funnier." Ron White
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." Ron White
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"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow." Ron White
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"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability." Ron White
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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong." Ron White
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"Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!" Ron White
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"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane." Ron White
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"Lisa is one of the funniest comedians. She absolutely killed me. I loved it." Ron White
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"Drunk in Public Tour." Ron White
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"Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks" Ron White
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"Like a lot of Iowans, I have to drive just to meet basic needs, ... Am I going to drive into town for a loaf of bread and a half gallon of milk or am going into town to play cards with friends? Probably not. So it's definitely fewer trips." Ron White
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"I think the big question is how much more expensive it will make the wine. The real test of it is once it's produced and on the shelf, what are people willing to pay?" Ron White
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"It's not like driving the freeways of California. It's dog-eat-dog out here. You have to have water and food and be ready for most anything to happen." Ron White
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"even if you're dead." Ron White
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"I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonadethen find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party." Ron White
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"Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin." Ron White
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"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever." Ron White
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