Robin Williams Quotes

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"Carpe per diem - seize the check." Robin Williams
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"You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time." Robin Williams
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"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!" Robin Williams
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"After a while, you just kind of chill. It just becomes a whole different lifestyle and no one bothers you." Robin Williams
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"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery." Robin Williams
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks." Robin Williams
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"The only weapon we have is comedy." Robin Williams
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"What's right is what's left when everything is wrong." Robin Williams
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"Reality: What a concept!" Robin Williams
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"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out." Robin Williams
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"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus." Robin Williams
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"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'" Robin Williams
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"Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then." Robin Williams
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". . . when you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things." Robin Williams
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"When in doubt, go for the dick joke." Robin Williams
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"When exactly did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hutt? He's not a macy's day float! Bring him down it's time for elections!" Robin Williams
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
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"I am job..." Robin Williams
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