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Robin Williams
Robin Williams

A master at improvisation, Robin Williams is a well-respected producer, writer and actor who honed his craft on the comedy road circuit before landing his first television role on Happy Days as the alien Mork. His appearance as Popeye on the big screen led to a succession of big screen appearances, including Moscow on the Hudson, Good Morning Vietnam, Awakenings, Dead Poet Society, Patch A…

Date of Birth: July 21, 1952


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"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." Robin Williams
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"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." Robin Williams
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"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." Robin Williams
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." Robin Williams
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"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."" Robin Williams
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"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
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"Cricket is basically baseball on valium." Robin Williams
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" Robin Williams
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"I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"" Robin Williams
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"Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are." Robin Williams
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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." Robin Williams
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams ,
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"What is a stealth bomber? It's a bomber that doesn't show up on radar, and you can't see it. Then we don't need one." Robin Williams
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"[Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress] I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets." Robin Williams
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"Carpe per diem-seize the check." Robin Williams
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"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." Robin Williams
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"There are so many beautiful parts of the world . . . Thailand, Italy, the south of France. There are places in Spain that are astonishing. But here . . . 25 miles and you go up on Mount Tam to see the fog come in; 25 miles the other direction and you're somewhere else that takes your breath away. There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been." Robin Williams
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"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion.And medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for." Robin Williams
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"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins." Robin Williams
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"Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready."" Robin Williams
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"I still think Nancy does most of his talking; you'll notice that she never drinks water when Ronnie speaks." Robin Williams
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