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Robert Orben

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." Robert Orben
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down." Robert Orben
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"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!" Robert Orben
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"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in." Robert Orben
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"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all." Robert Orben
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"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch." Robert Orben
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"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself." Robert Orben
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"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings." Robert Orben
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"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet." Robert Orben
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get." Robert Orben
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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!" Robert Orben
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral." Robert Orben
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"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home." Robert Orben
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"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator." Robert Orben
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"The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip." Robert Orben
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"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price." Robert Orben
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"Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket" Robert Orben
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"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away." Robert Orben
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"Do your kids a favor - don't have any." Robert Orben
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"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds." Robert Orben
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"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?" Robert Orben
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