Rick Mercer Quotes

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"Here's to democracy. May we get the government we deserve." Rick Mercer
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Canadian Comedian    Democracy    Funny   

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"America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map...We're bigger than they are and we're on top. If we were in prison, they'd be our bitch." Rick Mercer
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"In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute." Rick Mercer
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Canadian Comedian    Conservative    Funny   

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"We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. Why do this, you may ask? Because it'll be fun." Rick Mercer
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Canadian Comedian    Funny   

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"Health Canada reports that the infection rate for chlamydia in Saskatoon is twice the national average, making it the chlamydia capital of Canada. Montreal has vowed to get their title back." Rick Mercer
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"If the United States were a 35-year-old man, I think he'd be in a mental institution. Violent tendencies - delusions of grandeur - medicate heavily." Rick Mercer
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