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Found 23 quotes by Ray Romano .
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"I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a love/hate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't know ... I need therapy." — Ray Romano
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"By the way, good luck, and if that does happen and you need the brother to make a guest appearance, I'm more than happy to help." — Ray Romano
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"I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you." — Ray Romano
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"He missed a shot and got frustrated and accidentally hit himself on the head with his own putter and needed stitches on the course. It was hysterical, ... He continued playing. He didn't get hurt. It wasn't serious." — Ray Romano
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"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now." — Ray Romano
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"If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last." — Ray Romano
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"It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win." — Ray Romano
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"It is our swan song, and (winning) kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now." — Ray Romano
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"I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell," — Ray Romano
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"We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart." — Ray Romano
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"I feel very privileged that I am able to do something. All of us saw the images on TV and we said we can send money but we still wanted to contribute more." — Ray Romano
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"We could send our money but we still feel we could contribute more." — Ray Romano
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"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning." — Ray Romano
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"We see another chapter in his life, you know, not to give it away. But he goes to another place. And, of course, there's a lot of adventure and craziness." — Ray Romano
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"We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway," — Ray Romano
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"Yeah, 'cause we don't like 'em!" — Ray Romano
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"I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience." — Ray Romano
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"I wanted to do something different, but it's a weird transition you're making here. You're trying to get the audience to come with you." — Ray Romano
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"If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again." — Ray Romano
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"People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film." — Ray Romano
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"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life." — Ray Romano
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