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Matt Groening
Matt Groening

The creator of The Simpsons, Matt Groening began his career in entertainment with his comic strip, Life in Hell, which is still carried in many weekly newspapers. It later became a series of books, including "School is Hell" and "Love is Hell". The strip came to the attention of James L. Brooks, a Hollywood producer who had Groening develop an animated skit series for the Tracey Ullman Sho…

Date of Birth: February 15, 1954


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"Me fail english? Thats unpossible." Matt Groening
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"Families are about love overcoming emotional torture." Matt Groening
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"We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so." Matt Groening
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"Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come." Matt Groening
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"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun." Matt Groening
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"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun" Matt Groening
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"God often gives nuts to toothless people" Matt Groening
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"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." Matt Groening
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"It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have." Matt Groening
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"Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary." Matt Groening
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"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again." Matt Groening
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"I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it." Matt Groening
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"Underachiever---and proud of it, man!" Matt Groening
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"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" Matt Groening
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"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again." Matt Groening
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"Hell Is Other Robots." Matt Groening
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." Matt Groening
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"God often gives nuts to toothless people." Matt Groening
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"The Simpsons is an especially collaborative show." Matt Groening
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"The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They're really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work." Matt Groening
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"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems." Matt Groening
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