Larry David Quotes

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"People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny."

Larry David

"If they were pictures of the Yankees of the past 50 years, I'd do just as well."

Larry David Topics: Past

"She didn't even tell me! ... She told my assistant!"

Larry David

"I aspire to be like that character. He's honest. It's the things I'm thinking but not saying."

Larry David Topics: Character

"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."

Larry David Topics: American Actor Man

"I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

Larry David

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man â thereâs your diamond in the rough."

Larry David Topics: Funny Short

"Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"The biggest part of it is editing. It takes longer to edit one episode than to shoot it and write it."

Larry David

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ... Seinfeld."

Larry David Topics: Philadelphia

"A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"Drugs scared me."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"I just feed off the energy of the audience."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

"I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after."

Larry David Topics: American Actor

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