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"I managed to put together an act that I could do, and enjoy, and kill with, on a Saturday night. But it still was difficult going on." — Larry David
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"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized." — Larry David
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"I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out." — Larry David
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"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation." — Larry David
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"If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny." — Larry David
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"It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time." — Larry David
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"It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy." — Larry David
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"Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised." — Larry David
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"Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror." — Larry David
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"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore." — Larry David
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"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out." — Larry David
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"Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days." — Larry David
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"Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage." — Larry David
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"When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless." — Larry David
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"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom." — Larry David
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"Women love a self-confident bald man." — Larry David
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"You write about what you know." — Larry David
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"I'm a walking, talking enigma." — Larry David
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"I’m surprized Hitler didn’t round up the toupee people." — Larry David
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"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation." — Larry David
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