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"Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare" — Lane Olinghouse
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"Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address." — Lane Olinghouse
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Addiction    Temptation   

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"Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?" — Lane Olinghouse
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"To Err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane." — Lane Olinghouse
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"Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late." — Lane Olinghouse
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"He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first." — Lane Olinghouse
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