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"The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you." Jane Wagner
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"A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?" Jane Wagner
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"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." Jane Wagner
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"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic." Jane Wagner
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"Now we are celebrating all generations at this event. There is something for everyone. You don't need to have kids to come to this." Jane Wagner
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"Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool." Jane Wagner
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"The idea is for students to learn about the human milestones from birth to the aging." Jane Wagner
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"ôThey asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told æem with all I had to think about, infinity was not on my list of things to think about. It could be time on an ego-trip, for all I know. After all, when youÆre pressed for time, infinity may as well not be there.ö" Jane Wagner
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"ôWe speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had our first thought, most likely we didnÆt know what to think. ItÆs hard to think without words æcause you havenÆt got a clue as to what youÆre thinking. So if you think we suffer from a lack of communication now, think what it must have been like then, when people lived in a æverbal voidÆ - made worse by the fact that there were no words such as æverbal voidæ.ö" Jane Wagner
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"I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain." Jane Wagner
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"It's helping students learn what's required to be successful in human services careers." Jane Wagner
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"I guess I can't say anything other than tremendous." Jane Wagner
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"“We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had our first thought, most likely we didn’t know what to think. It’s hard to think without words ‘cause you haven’t got a clue as to what you’re thinking. So if you think we suffer from a lack of communication now, think what it must have been like then, when people lived in a ‘verbal void’ - made worse by the fact that there were no words such as ‘verbal void‘.”" Jane Wagner
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"They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I had to think about, infinity was not on my list of things to think about. It could be time on an ego-trip, for all I know. After all, when youre pressed for time, infinity may as well not be there." Jane Wagner
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"We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had our first thought, most likely we didnt know what to think. Its hard to think without words cause you havent got a clue as to what youre thinking. So if you think we suffer from a lack of communication now, think what it must have been like then, when people lived in a verbal void - made worse by the fact that there were no words such as verbal void." Jane Wagner
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"I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you." Jane Wagner
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"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool." Jane Wagner
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