Jack Benny Quotes


Information about Jack Benny

Jack Benny
Jack Benny

With his superb timing and unusual delivery style Jack Benny was America's stingiest man on radio and television for more than 30 years. He got his start in vaudeville and turned his comedic talent into stardom. Even though he was a very competent violinist, Benny played it in his act poorly, purely for laughs. Though he made his first movie in 1927, radio made him famous. His rapid deliv…

Date of Birth: February 14, 1894
Date of Death: December 26, 1974


Found 18 quotes by Jack Benny .
[ Page 1 of 1 ]
Jack Benny

"A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

Funny   

Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny   

Jack Benny

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

Age And Aging    American Comedian    Birthday    Funny   

Jack Benny

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air" Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

Jack Benny

"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny   

Jack Benny

"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny    Men And Women   

Jack Benny

"I'm thinking." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

Jack Benny

"Fibber McGee and Molly." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

Jack Benny

"It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny   

Jack Benny

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny    Golf   

Jack Benny

"Modesty is my best quality" Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

Quality   

Jack Benny

"Gags die, humor doesn't" Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

Humorous   

Jack Benny

"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny    Mind   

Jack Benny

"Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces" Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

Jack Benny

"Modesty is my best quality." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny   

Jack Benny

"Gags die, humor doesn't." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny   

Jack Benny

"Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny   

Jack Benny

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air." Jack Benny
Add Category or Author

American Comedian    Funny   





Add this widget to your website!




"The words you need by the people you admire."

Copyright © 2002-2013 Great Quotes.com


Contact