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Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

One of America's wittiest women in her time, Helen Rowland was a satirist, humorist and journalist who published books on the foibles of men, women, marriage and relationships. Long before women's lib, Rowland was offering up one liners and entertaining thoughts that are just as smart and entertaining today as they were in her day. She wrote several books at the turn of the 20th century, i…

Date of Birth: Dec 02, 0


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Helen Rowland

"After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him." Helen Rowland
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"Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course." Helen Rowland
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"When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to." Helen Rowland
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"Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times." Helen Rowland
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"And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them." Helen Rowland
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"Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty" Helen Rowland
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"When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart." Helen Rowland
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"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it." Helen Rowland
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"A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it." Helen Rowland
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"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all." Helen Rowland
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"France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''" Helen Rowland
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"The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity." Helen Rowland
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"A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted." Helen Rowland
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"Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself." Helen Rowland
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"It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark." Helen Rowland
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"A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse" Helen Rowland
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"Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic." Helen Rowland
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"A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval." Helen Rowland
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"A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last." Helen Rowland
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"Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it." Helen Rowland
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"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor." Helen Rowland
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