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Julius "Groucho" Marx was the most famous of the Marx Brothers, which included Chico, Harpo and Zeppo. During the 1920s and 30s, they made a series of groundbreaking motion pictures that showcased their zany humor, quick patter and lightning quick sight gags, including the anti-war movie, Duck Soup. Groucho's trademark grease paint moustache, glasses and cigar have become part of American …

Date of Birth: October 02, 1895
Date of Death: August 19, 1977


Found 148 quotes by Groucho Marx .
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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" Groucho Marx
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"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." Groucho Marx
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." Groucho Marx
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"I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure" Groucho Marx
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"I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls." Groucho Marx
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." Groucho Marx
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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx
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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies." Groucho Marx
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"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does." Groucho Marx
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"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running." Groucho Marx
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"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere." Groucho Marx
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"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you." Groucho Marx
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"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." Groucho Marx
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"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom." Groucho Marx
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"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks." Groucho Marx
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." Groucho Marx
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"Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know." Groucho Marx
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"If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake" Groucho Marx
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"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open" Groucho Marx
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"I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty." Groucho Marx
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Documents that Mention Groucho Marx

Robb Zerr - May 17, 2012 , Groucho Had the Write Stuff




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