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"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine" Flip Wilson
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"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down." Flip Wilson
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"It's later than it's ever been." Flip Wilson
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"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone." Flip Wilson
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"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not." Flip Wilson
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"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine." Flip Wilson
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"Don´t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out." Flip Wilson
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"Funny is an attitude." Flip Wilson
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"The devil made me do it." Flip Wilson
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American Comedian    Devil    Funny   

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"Violence is a tool of the ignorant." Flip Wilson
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"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun." Flip Wilson
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"What you see is what you get." Flip Wilson
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"Donå«t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out." Flip Wilson
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"Most drag impersonations are a drag. But everyone can like Geraldine. The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a put-down of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy. Most drag impersonations are a drag. But women can like Geraldine, men can like Geraldine, everyone can like Geraldine." Flip Wilson
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"I was very impressed with him, and I was always amazed that he wasn't well educated, ... But in his simple way, he was dynamic and exciting." Flip Wilson
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"It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV. After all, I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it." Flip Wilson
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"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?" Flip Wilson
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"With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh." Flip Wilson
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"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine." Flip Wilson
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"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out." Flip Wilson
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"I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it." Flip Wilson
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