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Erma Bombeck

"In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television." Erma Bombeck
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." Erma Bombeck
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"Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it." Erma Bombeck
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me"." Erma Bombeck
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"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead." Erma Bombeck
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"Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world." Erma Bombeck
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"Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide." Erma Bombeck
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"If life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing in the pits?" Erma Bombeck
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