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Dick Gregory

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." Dick Gregory
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Dick Gregory

"I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man" Dick Gregory
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"We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre." Dick Gregory
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Dick Gregory

"I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man." Dick Gregory
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"If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you." Dick Gregory
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"[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office." Dick Gregory
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"Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom." Dick Gregory
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"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned" Dick Gregory
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"And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede." Dick Gregory
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"King was really telling us it's not about love, it's about being lovable. 'I love you baby and if I can't have you no one else will is frightening,' but once you become lovable we become safe and that's where I think we'll end up." Dick Gregory
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"Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town." Dick Gregory
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"I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country." Dick Gregory
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"If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market." Dick Gregory
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"Civil Rights: What black folks are given in the U.S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bills. Not to be confused with human rights, which are the dignity, stature, humanity, respect, and freedom belonging to all people by right of their birth." Dick Gregory
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"Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine." Dick Gregory
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"So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans." Dick Gregory
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"They [black conservatives] have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it [the swastika symbol] up?" Dick Gregory
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"They have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it (the swastika symbol) up? So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racists thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans." Dick Gregory
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"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned." Dick Gregory
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"And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede." Dick Gregory
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"I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly country." Dick Gregory
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