Chris Rock Quotes

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"[It was] mostly Italians and Irish, ... They would beat me and the Jews up." Chris Rock
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"A man is only as faithful as his options." Chris Rock
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American Musician   

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"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders." Chris Rock
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American Musician   

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"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson." Chris Rock
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American Musician   

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"School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man." Chris Rock
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"I've never seen stunt casting that's actually funny: 'Oh, it's Shaq,' and then there's some horrible excuse for him to dunk, ... It's, like, 'We got a famous guy, and he's gonna be famous tonight' -- and it sucks!" Chris Rock
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