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Chris Rock
Chris Rock

The son of a truck driver and teacher, Chris Rock is most known for his uninhibited stand up routines that pull no punches. He was originally discovered by Eddie Murphy at the age of 18 at a New York comedy club. After bit parts in a few movies, he joined the cast of Saturday Night Live. In 1996, Rock did an HBO comedy special, Bring in the Pain, which earned him two Emmys. That led to mor…

Date of Birth: February 07, 1965


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"Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council." Chris Rock
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon._" Chris Rock
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"They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy." Chris Rock
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"George Bush hates midgets." Chris Rock
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"Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!" Chris Rock
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"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander ." Chris Rock
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"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." Chris Rock
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"Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing." Chris Rock
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"Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else." Chris Rock
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"Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!" Chris Rock
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"[Ask Chris Rock how he discovered the young actor who would play him at age 13 for his new sitcom,] Everybody Hates Chris, ... I was at Michael Jackson's house, leaving - I'm in the driveway and this kid runs out: 'Wait! Save me!'" Chris Rock
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"Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving." Chris Rock
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"It's the worst disaster we'll ever see, ... I'm here to use whatever celebrity I have to help bring attention." Chris Rock
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?" Chris Rock
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"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes." Chris Rock
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"A man is only as faithful as his options" Chris Rock
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"I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot......" Chris Rock
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"It's got some heart, but it's got hard jokes. I care more about the hard jokes than the heart." Chris Rock
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"Well, now's the time for you to do something for them. Do it for the children who have been left without parents, for the sick that have been left without medicine, and for the families left without a place in the world to call home." Chris Rock
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"Ja Rule is not Tupac" Chris Rock
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"No Sex in the Champagne Room" Chris Rock
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