Carl Reiner Quotes

Found 25 quotes by Carl Reiner .
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"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water." Carl Reiner
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American Actor   

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"It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall." Carl Reiner
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American Actor   

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"We were all up there, Dick and Mary and Rosie and Larry Mathews and I looked around and I said, inadvertently, 'Look at this, we could do a show,'" Carl Reiner
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"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh" Carl Reiner
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"[The first line in his book is this:] My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six. ... You're entitled to be a lot crazier than you are." Carl Reiner
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"Can someone please explain to me what that was all about?" Carl Reiner
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"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff." Carl Reiner
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American Actor    Comedian    Funny   

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"Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh." Carl Reiner
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American Actor    Laughter   

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"One of the things performers worry about is who you follow. But if I can't top what I heard in the last hour. ... There wasn't one iota of humor! You guys are so serious." Carl Reiner
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"I'm a charming coward; I fight with words." Carl Reiner
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American Actor    Charming   

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"A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it." Carl Reiner
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American Actor   

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"I'm 83 years old. Rock music I understand. Rap music I'm just about to understand. But you guys I will never understand. What were you as kids?" Carl Reiner
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"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed." Carl Reiner
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American Actor    Comedy   

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"If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game." Carl Reiner
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"I would be amazed if you didn't." Carl Reiner
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"He's doing nothing different except not going to work. His life is still the same." Carl Reiner
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"If you send out good people into the world, you know you've done something good." Carl Reiner
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"Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation." Carl Reiner
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"There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today," Carl Reiner
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"In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home." Carl Reiner
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Audience   

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"[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains." Carl Reiner
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