Buddy Hackett

(17 votes)   Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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(12 votes)   As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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(11 votes)   I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

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(12 votes)   I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

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